what a stupid dick this guy is
how does he suck?
let me count the ways
seen here surrounded by all his friends
On-Field Performance
everyone keeps telling me how great he is, let’s find out!
Off-Field Behavior
from telling women celebrating their graduation that they’re probably more excited to be homemakers, to hiding behind his tradcath bullshit when he says awful shit about people who are different than him to his SuperPAC and palling around with his horsemouthed brother, Josh Hawley (also not a Missouri resident!)
Okay, but what the absolute fuck is this site?
Explore our frequently asked questions addressing community concerns regarding athletic conduct and public statements.
What is this platform about?
Harrison Butker’s shortcomings as a member of our community, as well as his professional qualifications (or lack thereof.)
Where do these insights come from?
I, a random internet weirdo, provide analysis as well as general updates in my free time. Where possible, I will explain or link the data behind any quantitative analysis.
Why focus on Harrison Butker?
Because he sucks. As a person. Just… all around. And frankly, I don’t like his stupid fucking face.
How is performance evaluated?
By combing through way too much raw NFL data. Raw data mostly comes from NFLfastR
Can users submit their feedback?
You’re free to send me hatemail or things I may have missed. I don’t really care. I hope he gets cut as soon as feasibly possible and I can go do something else with my hobby time.
Are these critiques objective?
Where they can be, they will be. Where they’re my personal thoughts, it should be evident. If it’s not, and you’re the kind of mouthbreather who thinks there’s a gotcha moment in me pointing out that him campaigning for Donald Trump, then you’re free to fuck yourself with the wide end of a rake.
Updates
Updates, general musings, hatemail.
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Setting it up
Real tired of this fucking weirdo and all these weird defenders letting him hide behind…
